Kermit: "If you guess what is in the box, i will give you a cookie" Cookie Monster: " it a horse, it a cow, it a cottonball, it a pogo stick, it a rumproast, it a moose" Kermit:"no no no those are wild guesses" Cookie Monster: "But I'm wild about cookies"
Jun 25, 2009 by budz - FBI lists top 25 dangerous streets
in order of VIOLENCE
1) Cincinnati - Central Pwky./Liberty St. 2) Chicago - State St./Garfield Blvd. 3) Miami, 7th Ave./North River Dr. 4) Jacksonville - Beaver St./Broad St. 5) Baltimore - North Ave./Belair Rd. 6) Kansas City - Bales Ave./30th St. 7) Memphis - Warford St./Mt. Olive Rd. 8) Kansas City - Forest Ave./41st St. 9) Dallas - Route 352/Scyene Rd. 10) Richmond - Va., Church Hill 11) Memphis - Bellevue Blvd./Lamar Ave. 12) Dallas - 2nd Ave./Hatcher St. 13) Springfield, Ill. - Cook St./11th St. 14) St. Louis - 14th St./Dr. Martin Luther King Dr. 15) Little Rock, Ark. - Roosevelt Rd./Bond St. 16) Philadelphia - Broad St./Dauphin St. 17) Tampa - Amelia Ave./Tampa St. 18) New York - St. Nicholas Ave./125th St. 19) Chicago - 66th St./Yale Ave. 20) Baltimore - Orleans St./Front St. 21) Cleveland - Cedar Ave./55th St. 22) Orlando - East-West Expy./Orange Blossom Trail 23) Detroit - Mt. Elliott St./Palmer Ave. 24) Chicago - Wallace St./58th St. 25) Chicago - Winchester Ave./60th St.
Teen accepts penalty for marijuana speech, while lighting a joint.
When it was his turn to speak, Barry said he walked on stage and read the first seven pages of his speech.
Then, before he turned to the eighth page, he pulled out the joint that was hidden in his dreadlocks. He said he lit up, took a toke, then read the rest of his speech, occasionally stopping to take a puff. Full Story here
According to court documents, a sheriff’s deputy dressed-up as a FedEx employee and delivered the package at the home where a female signed for it. Police later pulled over a car that the female and another suspect were driving and found the package inside.
The moral of the story: Fedex 20lbs and you get busted.
May 27, 2009 by budz - One Beer, banned cartoon
May 26, 2009 by budz - urine for a long ride grrrl
Smiles for miles, but not in Drivers license photos. Four states have adopted policies that you can't smile when getting your drivers license picture taken !
standard sandwich bag weighs approx 1g A U.S penny (1982+) weighs approx 2.5 grams ($1.79/lb) A U.S nickel weighs approx 5 grams ($4.50/lb) All U.S. notes weigh about 1 gram regardless of denomination
May 17, 2009 by budz - celebrity shark marijuana attorney
Mexico's Senate approved a bill on Tuesday decriminalizing possession of small amounts of narcotics for personal use, in order to free resources to fight violent drug cartels.
The bill, proposed by conservative President Felipe Calderon, would make it legal to carry up to 5 grams (0.18 ounces) of marijuana, 500 milligrams (0.018 ounces) of cocaine and tiny quantities of other drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines.
aka weeds grow nerve tissue in the hippocampus, it is anxiety relieving & makes u feel gewd
Apr 08, 2009 by budz - Cure a hangover
According to scientists you can cure a hangover with a bacon sandwich.. like we didnt know that already.
Other cures (to save you scientists some time) - Bonghits - Drink more - Drink water before drinking and sleeping - Grilled Texas Bacon Egg & Cheese Melt Plate from Waffle House... o wait..
now to invent some bacon powder pills .. wait, i've said too much.. I must now kill you all O.o
Apr 02, 2009 by budz - Time: Legalizing marijuana makes sense
"Late Thursday, cereal and snack manufacturer Kellogg's announced that it will not renew its sponsorship contract with 14-time Olympic gold medal champion Michael Phelps. The company said that Phelps' recent acknowledgment of marijuana use, and subsequent apology, was "not consistent with the image" of the company."
Feb 04, 2009 by budz - The truth
Feb 01, 2009 by budz - Obamas Half brother
lol, obamas half brother was arrested for possession of marijuana.
Jan 30, 2009 by budz - Swiss Find marijuana with google earth
Police said the find was part of a bigger investigation that led to the arrest of 16 people and seizure of 1.2 tons (1.1 metric tons) of marijuana as well as cash and valuables worth 900,000 Swiss francs ($780,000).
The plantation, measuring almost two acres (7,500 square meters), was hidden inside a field of corn. But officers using Google Earth to locate the address of two farmers suspected of involvement in the drug operation quickly spotted the illegal crop.
Australian researchers have made the surprise discovery that alcohol improves, rather than damages, men's performance in the bedroom. So Have a stiff drink if you want better sex! A stiff dick will help as well :p
and now a quick poem found @ RIU posted by pycosatan
stoners live. stoners die. fuck the world lets get high. pots a plant. it grows in the ground. if god didnt like it. it wouldnt b around. so drink jager and smoke a bowl. so party hard and rock and roll. to all you preps who think your cool. fuck you bitches stoners rule.
Jan 26, 2009 by budz - indica, sativa and tripping balls
Check out the full moon tonight (Saturday 1-10-2009). According to NASA "This Saturday night, Jan. 10th, another perigee Moon is coming. It's the biggest full Moon of 2009, almost identical to the one that impressed onlookers in Dec. 2008."
Devin Anthony Perry, 26, broke into the office in Gainesville, US, by shooting through a window.
Taking the locked refrigerator with him he reportedly picked up shards of window glass that had his blood on it and set the shrubbery beneath the window on fire.
Police tracked Perry to his house and found the glass shards in a rubbish bin, but the refrigerator has still not been found.
lmao... you know I had to save the best stuff for last. Heres a quote from Metafilter
"KopBusters rented a house in Odessa, Texas and began growing two small Christmas trees under a grow light similar to those used for growing marijuana. When faced with a suspected marijuana grow, the police usually use illegal FLIR cameras and/or lie on the search warrant affidavit claiming they have probable cause to raid the house. Instead of conducting a proper investigation which usually leads to no probable cause, the cops lie on the affidavit claiming a confidential informant saw the plants and/or the police could smell marijuana coming from the suspected house.
The trap was set and less than 24 hours later, the Odessa narcotics unit raided the house only to find KopBuster's attorney waiting under a system of complex gadgetry and spy cameras that streamed online to the KopBuster's secret mobile office nearby."
Gerald Wills, the president of Puck Technology, and Robert D. Catalano, the vice president, are charged, and plead guilty, in a 19-page criminal information of conspiracy for selling two different products that mask illegal substances in a user's urine., the creators of Whizzinator.
The devices were sold from October 2005 through May 2008. If convicted, Catalano and Wills could face up to eight years in prison and a fine of $500,000, reports said.
As part of the investigation, undercover purchases of the products were made on Sept. 8, 2006, and Feb. 7, 2007. The company has stopped operating, according to the paper.
Sentencing is scheduled for Feb. 20 before U.S. District Judge David S. Cercone, reports said.
better load up on synthetic urine, while you can !
Nov 30, 2008 by budz - Fast Food = alzheimers ??
I figured it was the tainted cocaine not the fast food doing it to ppl..
Mice fed junk food for nine months showed signs of developing the abnormal brain tangles strongly associated with Alzheimer's disease, a Swedish researcher said on Friday.
The findings, which come from a series of published papers by a researcher at Sweden's Karolinska Institutet, show how a diet rich in fat, sugar and cholesterol could increase the risk of the most common type of dementia.
Seven people in Alberta have developed a form of immune system suppression after consuming cocaine laced with a chemical compound, public health officials said Friday.
The individuals developed agranulocytosis, a condition that makes the immune system incapable of fighting off infections.
It makes common infections become serious, even fatal, quite quickly.
Nov 30, 2008 by budz - National Geographic - Marijuana Nation
National Geographic's EXPLORER investigates marijuana, the most widely used illicit drug on the planet, in the one-hour show Marijuana Nation. Americans can watch it on Tuesday December 2nd (7pm & 10pm Pacific time), Saturday December 6th (4pm), Tuesday December 9th (3pm).
Here's two previews:
Go set your DVR's now... before you damn stoners forget about National Geographics Marijuana Nation television special!
Nov 29, 2008 by budz - Swiss vote to legalize heroin
Nov 18, 2008 by budz - San Fran Pot Clubs >>> Starbucks
That's right, medicinal marijuana dispensaries have outgrown the number of Starbucks in San Francisco! Upon researching this fact diligently I was inadvertently sidetracked and then I stumbled upon some propaganda that is fucking hilarious.
Nov 05, 2008 by budz - Michigan; OKs Medicinal Marijuana
CNN said 63 percent of Michigan voters supported the referendum, while 37 percent opposed it, with 60 percent of precincts reporting.
Sixty-five percent of Massachusetts voters opted to decriminalize the possession of up to 1 ounce of marijuana in a state referendum Tuesday, the Boston Herald reported.
Uses of medicinal marijuana:
here are the states that medicinal marijuana has been approved in: Alaska California Colorado Hawaii Maine Maryland Michigan Nevada New Mexico Oregon Rhode Island Washington Vermont
lol, I wouldnt give up my pot for mcdonalds food .... :P
Oct 13, 2008 by budz - budzsack archived
The front page was taking tooo long to fuckin load so I went ahead and did another archive. Click Here-> budzsack 08 archive 2 <- for the budzsack 08v2 archive.
